“If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.”
“My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I’ve endured over the past twenty-five years.”
“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.”
“We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.”
“But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.”
“In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.”